Yes I Am RealBoy?

omgs:

juliechicken:

rihonnas:

in-the-dark-ness:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

lesbianonice:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

scumbagbestfriend:

I hope the lady that invented chocolate chip cookies got her pussy ate I love that bitch

but what if she was asexual and the act traumatized her so bad she wasn´t able to invent any more delicious cookies ?

why are y'all like this

Because there’s more than one specific sexuality

Also let’s not ignore how this self described scumbag called her a bitch!! Not everyone is impressionable dumbass who want to be called a bitch and think it’s ‘’endearment’’ and respectful.
(after i read the other comments they are bullying for the response).
The reply might have been a bit overreacting but they seem to wanted to point not everyone’s aim in life is to have their ‘‘pussy ate’‘ and ‘‘get laid’‘, and that this totaly stigmatizes and erases people that don’t want to do sexual things for whatever reasons and be told what they should do in their life and shouldn’t. And as another user said:

chickenwhispers Okay but also hoping someone got oral sex because you love their accomplishments is fucking weird.

cjskgkslglslylslfkslglksf the original post was not even this deep

This is fucking tumblr in a nut shell I hate it lmao

you really bolded that last line as if you was doing something huh??

cardboardlamb:

oolongearlgrey:

bike-path:

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

normanbates:

normanbates:

sorry but i really cannot get over the fact that the tobacco industry literally calls tobacco control advocates “antis”. like in their internal documents. i really can’t

phillip morris: smoke whatever you want uwu it’s your choice

drit-te:

me @ everyone on tumblr

microsoftincel:

me, looking at the body god gave me: thanks! i hate it

yootsart:

saladsaladnovski:

“let people enjoy things” is quickly becoming a very dangerous phrase

Plants are monsters

disgustingplants:

pallass-cat:

taigas-den:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Cat Whitney’s thread of her favorite spooky plants includes some of the plant kingdom’s most horrifying denizens: Aristolochia Salvadorensis…“looks like a flayed skull, and reminds some of Darth Vader”; Hydnellum peckii…“The infamous bleeding tooth or Devil’s tooth fungus”; Antirrhinum seed pods…“the seedpods of some species resemble human skulls”; Tacca chantrieri…“the Black Bat Flower”; Monkey Orchids…“as I’m personally terrified of primates & apes, I’m putting them on here”;

https://boingboing.net/2017/10/20/aristolochia-salvadorensis.html

@mrsfawn and @night-witch-of-the-butts

Enjoy @disgustingplants

If by “enjoy” you mean “cry myself to sleep”. I will indeed do that.

kingrebecca:

@gzzma

stevetwisp:

mlm/wlw solidarity 

thewittyarsonist:

“the subtext is RIGHT THERE Sam!!! ITS PRACTICALLY TEXT”

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

r-rebxllious:

teaforyourginaa:

lordbape:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t